Sunday, February 24, 2008

...a troubled couple.

WHY? 

Lauren comes home from work only to find that her boyfriends is nowhere to be found. The dogs are crying, nearly peeing themselves after being in the kennel for 4 hours, and there is no food in the cabinets. Upset, she calls him to come home as the dogs are frantically running out of the house. When he gets home he is wasted as usual, causing them to fight for the next 2 hours. Her roommates hear him incoherently yelling and her crying. 

"He's a bum anyways. I wish he would just leave," says one of her roommates.

He works at Rite Aid for $8 an hour, and yet is living free of charge at Lauren's house. He wakes up in the morning expecting to get the shower first, "What is he thinking?" His dog is constantly whining, causing the whole house to go crazy! They eat out every night, and he recently bought her lingerie from Victoria Secret, which must have cost at least $75, and he bought $100 Radiohead tickets; and yet he does not "have the money" to help with rent or utilities.

"How can you just bum off of your girlfriend and her roommates and not feel bad?" says the friend.

"He is just an asshole," says the roommate.

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